I have a theory: Tony Dana checks here, and when we haven't posted for a while, he makes sure his douchebaggery is made public.
I know what you're thinking, why would Danza check here? Let's face it, this is the only site about him that isn't his. If you Google him, or Google "Tony Danza Fan Club", you'll find "The Tony Danza Bonanza" on the first page of results, or as the first result. It's "THE place for up-to-date Tony Danza information" , it "won an award within a week of its conception", and it's "making waves all over the world." Their latest news is that the Tony Danza Show was renewed for another season (It ended in 2006). It's the type of site you'd expect to find on Geocities, and appropriate for a Danza fan club.
Anyway, back to Danza's asshat pride parade. Today, Danza decided to go for bonus points and be a dick to a priest. That's right, this choad decided to interrupt a priest at funeral today and say, "Excuse me, but this is not about you. It's supposed to be about my friend, and if you can't do that, maybe you should let someone else speak." This, of course, stunned the priest and the people, and the priest quickly finished. At which point, "Danza took over and eulogized Carlo with memories from their younger days." My favorite part was "when someone then heckled Tony, he said, 'Will you give me a break? Will you stop and let me talk?'" Really Danza? Are you that incapable of turning off the Total-Fucking-Asshole-Switch?
I'd also like to thank "LasVegasGinger" for mentioning the site in the comments on the NYPost article about Danza interrupting the priest:
Last night on the Daily Show there was a Back in Black segment about education. Not surprisingly Lewis Black went off about "Teach: Tony Danza". They showed a clip of David Gregory crazily saying "If you drive by a public school, even if your kids don't go there, walk in and ask how you can help" on Meet the Press. That's basically what Danza did. First he walked into a school in Yonkers New York and tried it, but the school board shot him down. Danza admitted that "teaching" there gave him "the worst flop sweat I ever had".
That didn't end his quest to sweat profusely in front of students. Nope, that ended when he found Northeast High School. Normally, this is where I'd go off about how terrible Danza is and how unfit he is to teach, but I worked at Northeast. I know it's hard to believe, but even Danza is better suited to teach than a lot of the ass clits that work at Northeast. I'll go into more detail about that in later posts.
Anyway, enjoy the Daily Show Clip:
It's been months since we've posted, but we're back from Hiatus. Last night, I watched the first episode of Teach, and it reminded me of my time teaching at Northeast. I'll be posting on that topic and the first episode soon.
In the mean time, someone alerted me that today Perez Hilton re-posted a story from the NYPost titled "Too many cameras for Tony Danza". Hilton's reaction was "Seriously, Tony Danza?!". Unsurprisingly, Danza turned down another young fan who just wanted a picture. The folks at the NYPost heard Danza say "Everybody wants a picture of me," and "It's like everyone has a phone with a camera on it, it's just too much." Yes Tony, everyone wants a picture of you.
This has been added to Danza Stories.
When I came across the post "Who's the Boss - Finally Funny!" I knew I'd be stealing the title and topic. In the opening scene from the pilot episode of "Who's the boss?", the show really benefits from Danza's inability to enunciate. I'm sure his "students" at Northeast have also benefited from his vast knowledge of the English language and perfect diction. Anyway, he tries to say "black eyes" but it sounds like "black guys":
Danza: I mean, look at Samantha, when she starts coming home with black guys I think it's time for me to get out.
Samantha: Hey that's cause there were three of those guys dad, and anyway I got one guy sneezing out of his ear.
Thanks to xmastime for the find!
I loved Freakazoid! as a kid, and now I love it more.