After arriving home drunk on Saturday night, the first thing I did was take off my pants. Shortly after that I was purchasing this domain, installing WordPress, and drafting the first entry. While "researching" Tony Danza I found this gem. Google Tony Danza, and you'll see results in this order:
- Image Results Blurb
- The Wikipedia Article
- The IMDB Entry
- The Urban Dictionary term
Urban Dictionary, eh? What could a "Tony Danza" possibly be? There are 15 entries, and 11 of them roughly describe the same sexual act. Here's the highest ranked entry:
Classic. It get's better though. Today I was browsing Facebook's Tony Danza related groups, profiles, and fan pages. The offerings are pretty lame. However, I'd like to share two fan pages with you:
The pages may look identical, but notice the personal info AND the number of fans. Tony Danza, the actor, has 612 fans at the moment, while Tony Danza, the donkey punch variation, has 942 fans right now. You might be thinking I've picked two pages to suit my purposes, but search Facebook yourself! In fact, the only Tony Danza related page beating the donkey punch is the page for "The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza", which is an "American experimental metal band, based out of Murfreesboro, Tennessee" according to Wikipedia.
So there you have it folks, more people are fans of punching women in the head while having sex then they are of the "actual" Tony Danza.